Beatles Songs in One Sentence

knoodler:

Drew this a while ago.  Still one of my favorites.

Shamelessly reglogging myself.

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John Lennon and Paul McCartney just singing to each other about their “wives”.

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“So I bought this bitch a diamond ring, and I didn’t even get to second base!”

sorry and also yay

Hello, lovely followers.

I apologize for my frequent bouts of inactivity, but I promise to never completely abandon you.  I will always return! Eventually…

But, I thought I’d share with some fellow Beatles fans that later this month I’ll be seeing Paul McCartney in concert.  It’ll be my first concert ever, really, and I am SO EXCITED.  I shall be eternally grateful that I have been granted such good fortune.  One of the lines I used on my dad to convince him to buy the tickets was, “Paul’ll be DEAD soon!!”  Oh ho ho…

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Bordering on being satirical, the sex-crazed John Lennon sings about how the only thing he wants to do to you is hold your hand.

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Something tells me Pattie was not thrilled about this song.

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A happy little song about murder.

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Let’s face it, this is the song that all shy girls imagine John Lennon singing to them.

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“I’m tired as all hell, but let’s fuck anyway.”

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With this song, Paul McCartney just comes right out and says it, “The rumours are true; I am, in fact, a player.”